** It was bathtime & the baby was already naked. I told him to go get his toys & put them in the tub. When I came back, this is how I found son#3.
This does nothing for my argument that not everyone in Oklahoma wears a cowboy hat.
** Son#1 came home with student of the month, which is picked out of the whole school. We were very proud of him & excited at his accomplishments. I was already thinking up scrapbook layouts in my head when I found something else in his take-home folder.
In case you can't read it, it's a little booklet on not getting your way & inside the story says:
"Mr. Peterman is handing out lollipops. Heather says she wants a red one. Mr. Peterman says that Rochelle got the last red lollipop."
Then you are supposed to draw and/or write what happens next.
And MY student of the month, draws Darth Vader killing Mr. Peterman & Heather says, "Thank you Vader!" --"Vader says no, Vader kills Peterman, Heather says thanks"
Good thing he got the Student of the Month award BEFORE this drawing. I expect the counselor to call me soon. I wonder if this fits in with the Twinkie defense?
** And last butt not least....this is a picture of son#3 being creative in his climbing endeavors again. Hubbo & I walk in the room to find this. We just stand there. Son#1 looks up from the computer & says with a completely straight face, " How did the baby's butt get that big crack?"
Son #1 was a little unerved when I explained his looked like that too.




6 comments:
Mr. Peterman, your days are numbered. I would relocate to another star system if it were me.
That is so funny and priceless! I can almost see the scrapbook page in my head...lol!
LOVE the butt crack comment! That is hilarious!!!!
kim
Oh, my gosh, that is the cutest picture ever!!!!!
OMG, I did LOL! This post needs a splutter warning!
Hi, sugar! Thanks so much for the advice! Why don't you just take a field trip over to NE Ark and do it with me! Wouldn't that be fun? :)
Oh my gosh! SOOOO funny! This is what I have to look forward to, eh?! Living with all men...
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